I have to ask you bros and broettes this immediatly, I just must. Are you at all surprised to see the Yankees tv broadcaster Michael Kay headlining the second installment of Perverted Announcers here at the one and only SportsBrah's headquarters? I mean for one, Kay just looks like a horn dog of a man. For all of you who know me well, I'm basically insulting you by calling anyone else but myself a horn dog. But, Dbl-A isn't here to discuss my relentlessly cliche sexual fantasies. Instead, I'll be indicting Kay on his unnecessarily out of context perversion.
During the game yesterday against the Rays, Kay says:
"We were covering Berkman, Kearns, and talking about Wood."
Hmmm. Okay. Hey Michael, quick question brohan. What were you talking about again? Oh Wood, right. So just to clear it up for all the innocent viewers out there that don't know what a throbbing erection is, can you please be a little more specific. I mean, the Yankees just acquired relief pitcher Kerry Wood yesterday from Cleveland so maybe thats what your referring to? I don't know man. All I do know is I strolled into my living room during last night's game, only to catch the last part of "...and talking about Wood." You see the issue here? Michael, bro, there are tons of little kids all over the tri-state (always wanted to say that) area holding onto every one of your words, waiting to see Jeter make a play, and CC twirl gems. The bottom line is little Johnny at home might hear you talk about boners, or wood, or whatever. Do you want to scar these children for life? One moment they are cheering for their favorite player, and then the next their parents are putting them in therapy four times a week cause you can't keep your potty mouth shut on a live broadcast. Post Tramautic Stress at age 8 is just not a good look for anyone.
-Dbl-A
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