Monday, August 2, 2010
The Midday "Munch" Box: Entourage Season 7, Episode 5 Recap: "Bottoms Up"
It looks like its safe to say season 7 of Entourage is starting to heat up, and story lines are developing nicely. I was beginning to have beef with the show early on when the first two episodes were basically designated for how many celebrity cameos they could fit in a 24 min show.
For starters, I am officially a fan of Vinny's new girl Sasha Gray. Independent film actress, porn star, and now Entourage starlet. Love the well roundedness of Miss Gray. At first, I didn't think she was that cute but I did some "research" on her. Caught a video of her starring with Johnny Sins (no homo) and wow she does NOT DISAPPOINT. Great at what she does. Almost too good. Listen, I don't care what you do for a living. To each his/her own right? As long as you can wake up every day and take pride in what you do, I can very much respect that. For Sasha Gray its engulfing meat pole but hey, she doesn't half ass it. Trust me.
Bob Saget had once again another flawless cameo. Now that Stamos is in the story line, what better counterpart then America's favorite TV dad.
"Were you just talking about ass sex?" Oh Bob, we love you.
Speaking of butt sex, E and Sloan giving it a try was hilarious. I mean, I have never been a fan of the dubious deed, but it is Sloan. She has never come off as the type to even wanna do back door lovin' and that's what has always made me crazy about her. She's old fashioned but not uptight. Traditional, but open minded. Ugh, excuse me while I melt away.
Turtle's tequila business venture is only for one thing. To make Alex happy so that he can get in her pants bro. But, who can blame him? Honestly this part of the show is irrelevant to me, I just want to see more of Dania Ramirez for the love of all things holy. She's reDONKulous.
I was pumped to see Amanda Daniels reprising her role as the tough minded "skirt suit" who literally defines the sexy woman in the work place. She is an absolute smoke and a half. She looks like she would be such a fox in the sack, but if you try and pull one on her regarding her work, she will rip your fucking head off. Lizzie and her teaming up? I like it. Lizzie and her possibly making out? If I was writing for the show, I would make that happen.
Now to my favorite part of the episode. Even though it was titled "bottoms up" in reference to Turtles tequila, I can't help but think about Mrs. Ari's fine round dumper every time. Just last week I was shit talking Perrey Reeve's character as Mrs. Ari, saying her role was unimportant and boring now. What a comeback for her though. Michael Jordan, Lance Armstrong, Mrs. Ari. It's like she stormed back from retirement. Boom! What a lineup. I mean did everyone see that ass? Its like a work of art. Perrey Reeves has been twirling out sexy lingerie scenes on this show since day 1. Plus, she's like an ageless wonder. You think Jeremy Piven hated smooching her lady lumps while she's straddling him on the bed? I would have come up with every excuse known to man, just to ensure we were re-shooting that scene at least 50 times over. Um Doug Ellin, I got a loose finger nail, you think we can do it again bro?
-Dbl-A
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