The "Hot Corner": Shannyn Sossamon

I absolute have a major jones for this chick Shannyn Sossamon. Such a cutie pie, and she really flys under the Hollywood radar. Every time I name drop her to one of my boys they are like who? I guess she kinda misses the cut when the discussion revolves around Tory Lane and Priya Rai, but in all seriousness this little lady has stolen my heart. Girl next door, with that sexy vibe. You know, she may seem all sweet and innocent like, but just wait until you get her alone and she's showing you her collection of all black Victoria's Secret underwear. No doubt about it.

I recently re-discovered Shannyn when I sat down to peep the flick 40 Days and 40 Nights. It's actually a really good movie. Shannyn's boy toy in the movie is played by Josh Harnett. He vows to not engage in any type of sexual activity during the 40 days of lent. Crazy shit. She look's so hot in the movie too, I would have given up on like hour 4 if she was eye fucking me like she did to Harnett for 2 strait hours. Such a pretty girl, with a lot of substance to her. Speaking of which, your boy Dbl-A tried to something like this for lent once, a few years back. Sophomore year of college at Binghamton University. Ah yes. It feels like yesterday.

I tried giving up jerking off for a full 40 days. I know, I know. You're probably saying to yourself "Amato, were you losing your fucking mind bro?" The answer to that question is YES. I literally almost went insane, and it got to the point where my roommates were scared for both mine, and their lives. Its like a college dudes version of a psychological thriller. However, despite my concerns, I embarked on an unknown and perilous journey. I actually made it 9 days, but I found a loop hole. Instead of physically flogging my own dolphin, I just got to fool around with my resident advisor. She was older, crazy about me, and ready and willing at my beckoning call. So sick bro. So yeah, I kinda half assed it but 9 days is pretty phenomenal for a dude in college who is surrounded by cute chicks all day with not a parent in sight. Bottom line is at one point I thought I was losing my mind. So fellas, a vow like this is like playing with a loaded gun. You don't wanna do that, people get hurt that way.

-Dbl-A