Guyism - A 26-year-old woman in Italy was questioned by police in the midst of her topless sunbathing. The reason? Her nudity and “ample breasts” were troubling a nearby mother’s 12 and 14-year-old sons
God I wanna bitch slap these little pricks so bad it makes my balls tingle. Seriously, even in the remote possibility that someone (bros no less) found a hot Italian bird tanning topless offensive, why even say anything? These little bastards are so inconsiderate. Like, what if Dbl-A was on that same beach just boobie watching this babe and all of a sudden she gets up and takes a hike cause these kids thought it was horrifying. Way to ruin it for everyone. Yo, this just in for all the tools out there that don't like "ample breasts," and a beautiful Italian girl rubbing oil all over them. Do you have a soul? Or a penis? Italian woman are so fucking hot I could fall in love with a chick wearing a burka if she offered me some baked ziti. Italian woman are second to NONE.
The woman who is being indicted for having fabulous mammaries definitely has a fantastic lawyer. I just love this:
"Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette, and has an ample breast and is therefore is going to be naturally sensuous when she applies cream to her chest."
Oh thanks lawyer guy, you think? Every time they mention "ample," "breast," and "cream" I can just picture myself beach bumming it on the Almafi Coast. Shades are on, and all I'm seeing is a young version of Sofia Loren just strutting up and down the beach rubbing her tits in my face. Sounds like something that would put you in therapy right? No. Try not being able to get a taste of the BEST food on Earth, because that little cutie just made it impossible for you to stand up ever again. Bon appetit.
-Dbl-A
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