NY Post - Squeaky-clean heartthrob Zac Efron and two of his pals spent more than $2,000 on lap dancers and vodka at a top New York strip club. The Disney-produced "High School Musical" prodigy showed up at Flashdancers Gentlemen's Club on Broadway on Sunday night and stayed until 3 a.m., just hours before the New York premiere of his new family-friendly flick, "Charlie St. Cloud."
2 G's on lap dances you say? That just sounds like oodles and oodles of good times for Zac Efron and his funky bunch. You got a movie coming out in a few days that's going to make every girl in the universe's panties drop to the floor and you got an absolute minx as your girlfriend. Yes, I would say life is pretty good for your boy Zac Efron. I mean, dropping two grand on strippers is just one of those things you decide to do at like 7 p.m. When you go and make it rain on strippers heads like that I'm telling you its a decision on the whim. Bro, you got a movie premier in a few hours? Well, he probably realized the movie is going to be dog shit and thought what better way to make up for a faggy chick flick then by pulling his best Adam Jones impersonation? I say way to bounce back, Zac.
When we celebrated Suessmandzadeh's 21st last year we did it up the only way we knew how. Attended one of the most prestigious strip clubs in the country in Mons Venus. Absolute killer of a place. Girls were out of control, and the setting was ideal. Of course you had your 50 + year old men flooding the damn place, but us 20 something brohans were just garnering all the attention dropping singles like it was going out of style. Hey, we felt cool. What do you want me to say? I dropped like 40 bucks and felt like Warren Buffet had no shit on me. So I see where Zac's coming from here. He's just trying to ball out. And at least he knows his movies suck ball sack bro. Like, you think if he thought Charlie St. Cloud was gonna be good he would be out getting hammered and slipping jacksons into strippers thongs? Fuckin-A he wouldn't. You know he would be curled up like the soft dude he is cuddling with Vanessa, saying how he loves making chick flicks. But fuck all that. He knows what's good. Movie is gonna suck anyway so why not get saucy and do something strange. Zac, your into that strange? I respect that bro. Plus, I KNOW everyone's seen those old pics of sexy Vanessa Hudgens sporting that angry beaver so you know Efron likes his fur burgers extra warm. Ew.
I can picture this now though, Efron is in Flashdancers and all liquored up on Jameson whiskey yelling "Fuck Mickey Mouse, I am the game. I'm fucking Zac Efron!!!"
-Dbl-A
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