The Midday "Munch" Box: GTL Is Back

The infamous fist pumping cast of MTV's breakout reality hit The Jersey Shore exploded onto the scene last year when the world was introduced to the 8 guidos and guidettes that have now jager-bombed right into our hearts.

It's so genuinely hilarious how quickly they have green lit a second season of this monkey crap (to quote the rock). Like literally after the first season ended, MTV jumped on the opportunity of resigning the "star studded" cast to another lineup of episodes. Stock the house with enough booze to ensure Snooki bangs The Situation, Ronnie, Vinny, and Pauly D all at the same time, and boom you got a second smash hit. What? You think I don't know good television? I'll take it one step further.

How about we get J WoWW, Snickers, and Sammi to beat the shit out of that tramp Angelina. I mean, like go Joe Pesci on her baby. Could you see that little gutter-slut Snooki, and that carnage slore Sammi leading Angelina into a desert, being all nice talking about Ed Hardy dresses and how many "gorillas" they fucked at Karma the night before. All of a sudden big ole' JWoWW pops out of nowhere and starts beating the shit out of Angelina with a bat. Before long they bury her alive, a la Scorcese's Casino. That retard Angelina is screaming "Are you dumb! Are you fucking dumb!?." God I hate that obnoxious bitch. She's not even hot, not even a little bit. Listen, your boy Dbl-A doesn't kill it in the standards department, but Angelina is just one of those bitches you wanna give a nice right hook to if she starts opening that yapper of hers. My god, bitches gotta chill sometimes. But, as the The Situation said stated on the trailer, "No Grenades this season." Yeah, that's like saying Fat Joe isn't gonna say the word "crack" in one of his tracks. Aka THAT AIN'T HAPPENING BRO! The bottom line is these goons attract grenades, and its phenomenal entertainment. Cannot wait for the Jersey Shore antics, round 2. Just this time in MIAMI.

What I love about the show, if nothing else, is The Situation's one liners. For the roided up douche bag that he is, he really can spit some hysterical chatter. Here are two of my favorites:

1.) "All we care about is getting girls; getting girls, and going to the gym."
2.) "I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance, I drive at high speeds, and I look real good."

New Shore on MTV tonight at 10 pm!

-Dbl-A