NFL Week 12 Picks With Your Boy Dbl-A!! Standings: Me: 32-22 Suess: 30-24

Alright. Last week was what it was. I can't hate going 3-2, a winning week is a winning week but having to see Pussmandzadeh go 5-0 in picks stung just a little. He finally got the elusive perfect record, the unicorn of pick records, and his big 'ole pot of titties waiting for him at the end of the rainbow. I'm not stressed though. According to my calculations, we have 6 more weeks of picks with 5 picks per week = 30 more games left. So plenty of NFL picks with the SportsBrah's. Plenty of ass and fart jokes and certainly some crunch time drama to come as the season's end draws near. Strap into your seats bros and broettes. This one's gonna be a wild ride.

(1.) Pittsburgh @ Buffalo - Pick = Steelers 
- "Uhhh, don't have sex with girls in public restrooms" Yes! Very good Mr. Roethlisberger! Unfortunately,  Buffalo is a breeding ground for fat skanks who love to stuff their faces with spicy wings and S D's more often then Dr. Oz grins like a pervert. At almost 7 point favorites, something tells me Big Ben just shut off the game tape during his film session, and popped in a review on where to find the fattest Buffalo sized sluts when he travels to Ralph Wilson Stadium.

(2.) Tampa Bay @ Baltimore - Pick = Ravens 
- Fucking Tampa Bay has boned me this season. When I pick them they lose, when I pick against them they win. Yo Tampa, did I try to fuck your girl or something. Well, you better get stomped out today. Many might think the Ravens are soft but they have plenty of pieces still. Defense certainly is on the older side but when your middle linebacker is a well known murderer, all bets are off.

(3.) Philadelphia @ Chicago - Pick = Eagles 
- It's difficult not to have a hard on for what Mike Vick is doing this season. One minute he's in a jail cell crying himself to sleep thinking about helpless defensive coordinators and all the grimy pigeon head hood rats that he could once call over at the touch of a button. Now he's back and playing Qb better then ever. Ah, the journey from the bottom to the top. It keeps coming this week as the Eagles take out the Bears on the road.

(4.) UPSET CITY: Green Bay @ Atlanta - Pick = Packers 
- Not gonna lie, this is just such a tough pick to take. The Falcon's are playing pretty sensational football at home this season but as I always say, you throw enough shit against the wall somethings gonna eventually stick. So the shit this week is the Packers. Close game that could be decided in the final seconds of regulation. One of those games you circle on your calender in the offseason when the new schedules come out.

(5.) Cincinnati @ New York - Pick = Jets 
- The Jets only had 3 days to prep for this game but who's stressing the 2-7 Bengals. That team sucks balls, we own them the last few years, and T.O. and Ochocinco are retards. I'll never get tired of the dramatic late comebacks by Sanchise and the boys, but it's clogging my arteries by the week. Can I get a blowout? An easy win? A defensively dominated game? With New England coming up next, I want to stomp Cincy and show the NFL that we can win in a variety of ways. But it's the great teams, the championship teams that can find ways to win when everything is against them and everyone is doubting them.

-Dbl-A