* New Lil' Wayne.com - This guy on twitter has been tweeting about a new Young Money Athletes division of Young Money, to help with branding the label and making deals for the athletes.
First off what the fuck is J.R. Smith holding up right now. Is that a gang sign? Maybe he's going for the 0 in the pink, 3 in the stink gimmick. I'm all about it. Fucking hilarious bro. So my boy Jake "The Snake" Aka "Snakesby" Aka "The Great Goonsby" brought this to my attention recently, and I've been meaning to nip it in the butt. Apparently, Lil' Wayne's Young Money label is not only signing wack ass rappers, and mini me look-alikes of himself (see Lil' Chuckie), but also now professional athletes. The first two being Nuggets forward J.R. Smith, and the downright filthy Titans running back Chris "CJ2K" Johnson.
My obvious initial thoughts were wow, maybe these guys can actually spit some hard bars. Imagine Weezy just murdering a verse and then going "Yo this is J.R. Smith on the hook." Then Smith just drops some smooth R&B riff. I would shit my pants, no doubt in my mind. Or even something like "CJ2K about to rush circles around deese herbs with da flow, beleed dat." Can you picture it? Problem is a YM music video with Smith and Johnson feeling up on some hood rat's fat asses might give David Stern and Roger Goodell a heart attack and aneurism, respectively.
Perhaps this is the trend of the future in both professional sports and the hip hop game. After all, every rapper wants to be a star baller, and every athlete wants to be a dope rhymer. It's just a never ending cycle. Couldn't catch me feeling sorry for either of these types of guys though. Not when you have the ability to use a fat stack of Benjy's as an ottoman while you cop the ill brain from some slores who just left the set of 50 cent music video. Hell no.
Weezy's gift to CJ after signing with YM - 8 million ringtones
-Dbl-A
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