Who new Dan Johnson would be nominated cocksucker of the week tonight? Hit two shell shockers off Hughezies. Whatever, they're tough at home, tell me something I don't already know mang. In any event, the good old folk at wikipedia have passed on this information to me that Danny Johnson (see highlighted below) "suffered from double vision due to getting suntan lotion in his eyes..." Um, what? Sounds to me like this is a cover for the way Evan Longoria uses Dan Johnson's face as a pie destination cum canvas. Fuck the Rays.
But they are exclusive. Let's see what happens when they come into our little old house in the Bronx.
~Thanks to Wikipedia as always. Truly the source of ALL knowledge. Literally got me through college.
-Dbl-A
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