TMZ - Just hours after NFL refs ripped a victory away from the Detroit Lions and gave it to the Chicago Bears... winning quarterback Jay Cutler got on a plane to NY for a Monday lunch date with Kristin Cavallari. Cutler -- who's rumored to be dating the former "Hills" star -- will travel to Dallas next week to play theCowboys ... a team that knows all too well what happens when a star quarterback hooks up with a
Why is this news? I don't know. But something had to be said about it. How in the blue hell did Cutler pull a piece of tail like that? Ins't there some sort of resume application period when an athlete and actress intend on smashing. Cavallari has a one word resume: Smoking. Its all thats needed when your as fine as that but when we turn to Cutler's resume, more flags are thrown than Monday night's Jet game. I guess bitching and crying like a pussy is a good resume filler in addition to winning no big games, being overrated and throwing picks like its going out of style. Wait a second, do we see a trend here? Who else has won zero big games and is so overrated it hurts but still pulled major pieces of tail like Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood. Non other than Tony Homo. Pretty elite company I guess.
So kids, what did we learn today? You don't have to do shit to score hot tail. Forget the Super Bowl, just make a shit load of money you don't deserve, whine and cry till you get your way, make sure you crumble under the pressure and BOOM, hot pieces of puss will be around the corner. But be careful, you run the risk of getting exposed as a over-hyped piece of panty crust on South Park.
Get your shit straight Cutfagot, you beat the Lions on a technicality. THE LIONS!
- Suessmandzadeh
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