StlToday - More than 400 Norwin High School seniors got an eyeful Friday morning when pornographic photos appeared on a giant screen during a presentation on the importance of donating blood, triggering awkward laughter, a police investigation and an apology from school officials.
The images -- described by students as gay pornography -- were on a flash drive belonging to a Central Blood Bank employee who was about to deliver a PowerPoint presentation to the entire senior class. Assistant Principal Tim Kotch plugged the drive into a computer, clicked on a file, and several photos appeared.
What a fucking retard. Come on man. Everyone knows you have to keep your porn in a secret file buried in another couple of secret files with conspicuous names attached. Forget that its gay porn, you are just being dumb. My porn is buried 4 or 5 files deep. I've went ultra secure and hit 10 once. Asa Akira, Priya Rai and Diamond Foxxx find an exclusive safe haven in a file entitled Business Ethics.
To have it on your work flash drive is reckless. The porn catalog I have via Brazzers is not only extensive but frightening, needing an external hard drive just to contain it all and make my laptop partially functional. But hey, at least I'm safe. I'd rather have a partially functionally laptop rather than my porn fetish public and charges pending. Totally unnecessary if you just used your head, the one on top of your shoulders of course.
Asa Akira
- Suessmandzadeh
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