Videos Of The Day - Swish Walk Off / Kim Jones Jizz Facial

Swish Bomb!

                            Kim Jones taking a Peter North sized load

What's more clutch: Nick Swisher hitting a walk-off two run bomb, or Yankees sexy sideline reporter Kim Jones recieving a propelled jizz wad strait into her eye ball and taking it like she's been there before? Decisions, decisions.

On one hand Swish's homer prevented the Yanks from being swept at home to the miserable Orioles, while crushing Tampa Bay's dreams all at the same time. With the Tampa faithful looking on to see if the Bombers would be choke swept by Baltimore, Swisher just asked them politely: How does my hairy ass taste?

However, lost in the pandemonium of the win was Kim Jones getting blasted in the face with shaving cream after the game as she tried to talk to Swish. Getting "pied" in the face after a walk off hit is one of the greatest new traditions in baseball. Except, it's literally the only acceptable time for one dude to cover another dudes face in a creamy white substance - that's real talk. But, anytime you tune into a Yankee game and see a Yankee walk off win, followed by the gorgeous Kim Jones taking a massive facial to the face, I'd say it was a good god damn day.

Playoff push:

Sept 10-12 @ Texas. Yikes.
Sept 13-15 @ Tampa Bay. Double Yikes.
Sept 17-19 @ Baltimore AKA cum rag series
Sept 20-23 Tampa Bay at Home
Sept 24-26 Boston at Home

They say whatever doens't kill you makes you stronger. Well, if they Yanks come out of this stretch still atop the East, then they damn well deserve the division.

-Dbl-A