Naughty Cheerleader Of The Day Goes To This Little Minx

Seattle PI - A Seattle cheerleader is facing 10 counts of felony theft on allegations that she bilked her daytime employer out of more than $255,000. In charging documents, King County prosecutors claim Pilita T. Corrales, 22, embezzled the money in less than two years while employed as an administrative assistant at a South Seattle construction supply firm, Steeler Inc.

What a crazy fucking world we live in. The kind of place where talentless sluts like Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag can become rich and famous for sucking off some douche in night vision or becoming the real life Barbie through a series of plastic surgery. Sometimes I just think that chicks believe they always have an easy way out of shit. Like a proverbial safety net they can always fall back on. What am I referring to you ask? The power of the damn pussy is what. So here we have this chick who embezzled over 255 K from her daytime job like it ain't no thang. Hey honey, last time I checked people don't actually get away with this shit. Granted, you may be sexy little temptress cheerleader and all, but eventually you're gonna get busted after going on shopping sprees and buying martini spritzers for all your girlfriends at the bar. Plus, she forged almost 124, 000 in checks. The fuck does she think she is? Bernie Madoff with a set of tits?

The biggest problem I have with this is that gorgeous chicks think they can get away with fucking murder. In between buying the entire new line up of Jimmy Choo sandals, and Victoria's Secret fall line of lingerie, she was probably saying to herself "hey if I get caught, I'll make with the head." Ladies think its always easy as pie huh? Just trying to combat the long arm of the law with the power they have residing in between their legs. That's just for the birds cause it actually works most of the time. Chicks have been running shit with their assets since the beginning of time, and men are powerless to it. The ability to give a top notch bj is a game changer flat out. It's like a chicks' real life re-set button. "Oh shit I'm about to get arrested, guess I'm gonna have to blow a couple of cops, maybe a judge or two. And definitely my boss." Hey, you sleep in the bed you make. So listen baby, next time you think about buying that Louie Vuitton hand bag with your bosses pesos, think again. Or, make sure that jaw of yours is in top notch condition for a head giving marathon.

-Dbl-A