Shit has officially hit the fan for our beloved movie star Vinny Chase. It's almost as if Dwayne Johnson himself came into his life and just bodied him because Vince has hit ROCK BOTTOM. And I ask the Entourage faithful this: Is this the beginning of the end for Vince, or can he only go up from here?
Coke and alcohol bingeing for days on end has finally taken its toll for Vince. I mean, it seemed like ever since he met Sasha he HASN'T stopped pounding the happy juice and rubbing numbies on his gums. Behind every mans downfall is a chick to blame every god damn thing on right? Fuck yeah thats right, and especially in this case. Sasha's pornstar lifestyle exposed Vince to the dark side of Hollyweird; one that also made him forget who he was, where he came from, and those that truly cared about him. Btw Vinny, how did Em's balls taste when he cracked your mug like a macadamia nut? Gotta admit, that was genius writing by the Entourage brash to get the one and only Marshall Mathers in there.
As far as free falls are concerned, Ari's recent troubles are a close second behind Vinces. Mrs Ari is just fed up with being married to a man who has a blackberry glued to his ear while he screams, threatens, and berates everyone and anyone who fucks with his business. Mrs. Ari has to look around her though. The lavish home, the expensive whips, the fancy lifestyle she lives in would be jack diddily shit without the cut throat attitude of Ari. I have a feeling the marriage is done for. But, I can't say I would hate seeing Ari crush pussy with Vince and the gang in the series' final 6 episodes slated for next summer. Imagine Ari just tallying up the dick wreckers in Hollywood that he always bragged about banging, but then later admit that he had never actually cheated with. Now that would be tv.
Turtle's story line is irrelevant. Fake ass business man should just stick to his INCREDIBLE life. Fucking one of the hottest chicks in the show's history, and continue living off the successful endeavors of Vince. Might as well just write him off the show. You know, something like he drowned in the Playboy mansion pool.
Poor E always has to have some kind of stress huh? Nah, fuck all that. No sympathy for a dude engaged to Emmanuelle Chiriqui's character. But what's with Terrence being such a dick? Fuck what you have heard, Eric's been killing it at his new job, but whatever just sign the damn pre-nup. Besides, losing Sloan's hand in marriage would be far worse of a loss then not being able to use her limitlessly backed ATM card. Yes, Dbl-A has a sensitive side.
So here we are people. 7 seasons in the books, 6 final episdoes ready for next summer and that will wrap up the whole damn circus. Apparently a movie is gonna be in a works too, so there's still plenty of Entourage to be excited for. Just can't wait to hear when Eminem inevitably drops a hot rhyme saying how he took Vince out and didn't give a flying fuck.
P.S. Minka Kelly is just some crazy kind of sexy, huh?
-Dbl-A
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