The Lingerie Football League Is Flippin' Legit!

I'm not gonna stop it, but why are they kissing?

I don't care if Gordon Gekko himself called me up today and offered me his position with a 2 Mil signing bonus; if I had to choose between that and being a head trainer for the Lingerie Football league team I'm taking the latter. They can pay me in ass lint for all I care, I'm taking that job over anything no questions asked. Just go over the scenario in your dome Bro Namith. You could be crunching numbers in a cubicle like a fucking circus monkey, making bank but working 16 hour days or you could be broke ass poor helping the head turning neck breakers of the Lingerie Football league get stretched out before games. Like I said before, pay me in fucking toe nails or some shit, this one's a lay up for your boy. Just let me be on the sidelines, eagerly waiting for a chick to hit the ground and struggle to get up. Cue the horny head trainer rushing to her aid. BOOM! has my name written all over it. But for the sake of taking advantage of my vastly perverted mind, over/under 5 minutes before I go from stretching that tight hamstring to flat out humping a dime's leg like a rabid Chiwawa?

And honestly, I'm not even going to make fun of this league. I am by no means sexist at all, but I don't tend to recognize woman's athletics on a professional level. Women's basketball for example is more painful to watch then any flick with Ben Affleck in it. No offense ladies, it's just the god's honest truth of the matter. However, the Lingerie Football League is just real legit (check out the link). I visited the site and the first thing I see is a poll asking "With a franchise quarterback under center can the Passion make a championship run?"Are you kidding me? It's not simply just hot chicks in booty shorts running around with their double D's bouncing around like a moon balloons. They actually take this shit seriously, and I respect that. Hot babes for months in this league, so gotta give credit to these organizations for doing advanced scouting. Chicks that have banging bodies, but can also toss a pig skin or two. I love it. Could you picture Dbl-A running over the middle from the slot position, snagging the rock only to get leveled by the Ray Lewis of the Lingerie League? Probably would shake her tits in my face, rip my dick off, and then call me a puss cake. Where do I sign up?

-Dbl-A