Braylon Edwards Is On One Zooted Ass Mind Set

Not guilty ya'll got to feel me? Not so much Bray

Bleacher Report - New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards was arrested early this morning for drunk driving. According to reports, Edwards was pulled over by New York police for having tinted windows in his Range Rover. The police smelled alcohol in the car and gave Edwards a breathalyzer test, which he failed by blowing a .16—twice the legal limit.

The only thing my man Braylon Edwards is catching these days is cases. I mean, Edwards can do the Dougie for days, but he had one big game against the Pats after being pretty much irrelevant since his trade to the Jets. We were expecting a talented reciever with the rare combination of size and speed. We did get that. But we also got a dude with fucking stones for hands. Dude drops so many balls, he has Justin Bieber waking up in the middle of the night in cold sweats (get it?). But seriously, his ceiling of talent is too much for Shotty not to call plays designed for him, and for Sanchize not to look in his direction each and every downfield pass he makes.

The recent controversy of the Jets is making me somewhat nervous these days. First we acquire players in the offseason with more baggage then Paris Hilton and now the stories keep piling up. You know, Cromartie with so many bastards he literally loses count of them from time to time, and Santonio Holmes who actually is just an insubordinate, retarded goon. But now, we got the entire locker room meat spinning their dongs in front of hot Mexican reporters and Braylon Edwards punishing some Jame-O bombs before doing donuts in his 6 speed at 5 Am. When will it end? No, what's next? Is Special teams coach Mike Westhoff gonna beat the ever living shit out of rookie Kyle Wilson with his metallic terminator leg because he's too much of a pussy to return a punt? Its not unthinkable. If you watched Hard Knocks, you saw how much of a bad ass mother fucker Westhoff is.

By the way, Joaquin Pheonix and Ray J called for Edwards. They wanna know why he jacked their gimmicks. After all, he looks like a combination of the two. That beard is disgusting.

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