Two Hot Chicks Use Not Guns, But Tits To Rob Dude At ATM

Telegraph - Police in France are looking for two attractive female thieves who bared their breasts at a man at cashpoint to distract him before stealing his money. The women in their 20's exposed themselves to the victim as he punched his pin code into an ATM machine in Paris. 

Now this is what I would call two professionals just going about their business, and knowing how to achieve success. Seriously, is anyone not impressed with these two smokeshows showing their tits in order to make bank? Granted, they are legit robbing poor dudes who are just at the mercy of a beautiful set of moon balloons, but they are brilliant nonetheless.

I love how thought out this was. Like picture two chicks sitting next to each other in a nail salon, reading the latest Cosmo, and talking about how they can't afford to see Enrique Ingelsias preform a concert next week. They are talking and trying to figure out how they can make some dough quickly. After staring at each other, in what could be a quick little make out sesh, they realize they have everything they need right now. Let's rob dudes because we're hot. Boom! Look at these tata's, and our bootys are so round and plump no man could resist the sight of us. Who needs weapons, when you have big tits? It's what I always say.

I almost feel bad for the guy who got robbed here, mostly because that dude could have so easily been me. Female attention is like my nourishment. I feed on it, and I need it to live. Very simple. So what would have happened if I saw two chicks approaching me, tits flashed, while I was at the ATM? I would have fucking given them all my money. Ever heard of good Karma? The more money I give perhaps the more tits I'll see. Oh, and take my drives liscense, social security card, passport, two credit cards, Lids membership, and how about my Sam's club card. You want that one too? See where I'm going with this? Getting my shit jacked or not, let me see some god damn boobies. Amen to these two smokes. Job well done ladies.

P.S. Best part of the report was when a French Police Spokesman said this: "We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view" 


Good advice bro. 


-Dbl-A