AOLNEWS,com - (Aug. 24) -- A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "internal medicine." Law enforcement officials say they saw a bag of prescription drugs fall from between 22-year-old Elizabeth Athenia Progris' legs after she showered in a Martin County jail on Aug. 13. For Progris, the cat was out of the bag (and vice versa) when a deputy noticed a plastic baggie plummet "from her genital area to the floor by her feet" as she dried off,according to TCPalm.com's Off the Beat blog.
Progris, a "dancer/housewife" who was arrested earlier that day on a charge of probation violation, had reportedly told authorities that she was not carrying any contraband. But officials determined that the bag contained Xanax pills. Rhonda Irons, a spokeswoman for the Martin County Sheriff's Office, told AOL News that Progris' discharge carried its own charges.
"She had two open warrants for violation of probation on a DUI, and violation of probation on a petty theft," said Irons. "Then she got possession of a controlled substance and introduction of a controlled substance."
The ol' hide the drugs in my vagina trick. Can't say I blame her but in all seriousness I think it could have been prevented. Liz, you obviously haven't been doing your thigh-master or abductor exercises. If you had, you'd have the proper clenching power to hide your prized pills. If you want to be a drugged up floozy while on probation, you are going to have to make some concessions.You can't have your cake and eat it too. Hit the gym! Doll yourself up! You have to be dedicated. At least than with every xanax pill you snort or pop you could say you tried. But you half-assed it and the vagina as a pocket experiment failed miserably. Go hard or go home Liz! Go hard or go home!
-Suessmandzadeh
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