In case you logged into The SportsBrah's last week, only to see the Entourage recap missing, well I have quite the substantial reason for not doing one: I was sleeping all day, and I don't have a real job. So sorry folks, but I'm back at it this week.
How does that old saying go again? Ah yes, "You are who your friends are." Well, in the case of one Vincent Chase, his most recent fling with Pornstar Sasha Grey is starting to show that the shit will inevitably hit the fan. I feel for Vinny a little, because birds can truly fuck your head up. One minute they are all you think about, and the next you're telling them you love them in a last ditch effort to make things right. Sasha's character has been twirling out red flags all day, every day since her debut on the show. If she told me she was gonna do a scene with her ex- fiance, I would tell that broad to go walk onto oncoming traffic during rush hour bro.
FINALLY Drama got off his high horse and is doing "Johnny's Bananas." The concept is seriously hilarious, and Johnny's gonna kill in it. But, what's the deal with E's irrelevantly sexy assistant having the final straw that broke Drama's back on this career crossroad? I mean, she's hot but why would she have any role in swaying Drama? He's clearly going to fuck her, so at least there's a chance she's naked in the two week from now finale. Besides, I miss Kate Mara. She would have killed it this season.
Ever thought doing too good of a job would make you enemies? Just ask Turtle, because he basically fucked Carlos left, right, and upside down. The problem for Turtle is he went too hard marketing the tequila and now it looks like Carlos is going to lose Avion for good. What the fuck is Cuban's deal by the way? He just looks so uncomfortable on camera, he make's French Stewart look like an academy award winner. I don't know what is it about his face, but I just want to punch it so hard. Granted, it must not be easy walking around like a human erection with a dickhead for a face. But, who am I to judge?
Ari's life continues to unravel before our very eyes. Combine some overdue karma, a series of mis-judged situations, little bit of bad luck, and a lack of temper control and BOOM you have Ari Gold at his lowest point in the show's history. Let's face it though, we all thought that temptress Amanda was trying to sabotage his NFL team, embarrass him and his family, and basically de throne him. Listen, honey. This is Ari Gold, you know he's going to bounce back in a big way. I would have chewed her out too. She's too busy cleaning out the wads of jizz in her eye sockets from her own clients that she can't see WHO she's fucking with. Or something like that.
Props to Kevin Connolly for directing this episode, and Dania Ramirez is way too hot. Have I ever mentioned that to you mutts?
-Dbl-A
No comments:
Post a Comment