ESPN - MANKATO, Minn. -- The Minnesota Vikings reportedly have made a new financial pitch to Brett Favre, hoping to keep the presumptive future Hall of Famer from announcing his retirement.Favre has informed the Vikings he will not return to Minnesota for a second season, according to multiple reports. Favre sent text messages to teammates saying, "This is it," league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.
This circus has been literally going on for the past 5-6 years or so. Favre retires, then comes back. Cries in front of the world, then wipes away those tears and returns like clockwork. Same time every year. Same old song and dance and its just annoying now. We all know you can still slang the pig skin, Brett. But, it's getting to the point that I think you love yourself more then anyone could love anything. In my case, I love nothing more then a #6 from Wendys, and Megan Fox. You know, the good stuff. Favre, on the other hand just loves when the media starts this hurricane of news stories about him. He probably hires some goon to record all of the days news on him onto one DVD so that when Favre comes back from his practice with loser high school kids he can just rub one out to his own face for the entire night. Like at this point there's zero doubt in my mind that Favre truly wants to have sex with himself. I mean, he's beloved almost every where he goes. Hall of fame career, and the competitive guile that shows the blueprint of a 3 time MVP and super bowl winning quarterback. Okay, so I just rubbed Brett's balls a little right there, but facts are facts - he is hands down one of the games greatest ever. It's just nauseating at this point. Eats it all up. Commercials poking fun of his indecisiveness, quotes saying "I could see myself playing till I'm 50." Yeah if you wanna have the brain capacity of Sean Penn is the flick I Am Sam. Then go ahead #4.
Truth is I don't buy this shit for a minute. History tells us this is far from the end of this saga. After all, he reported to the Vikings on August 18 last year and my watch tells me its only the 4th. Plenty of time for Brett to wipe up the cum load he just blew on his own face and put the pads on for another season. He's probably perched up against his full size mirror in his bedroom right now. I can picture it. Hand on the mirror to hold him up, while he jerks off to himself. I mean, he loves people looking at him, but he loves nothing more then himself.
Heres my guarantee: If the Favreless Vikes get killed in week 1, your gonna tell me that Sage Rosenfels or Tavaris Jackson is gonna be behind center week 2 with the entire Minnesota fan base paniking? Nah. Hell no in fact. Favre will be back in action and try to make himself look like the second coming of Christ. It's just been his modus operandi the last few years or so. He thinks he's god. But, I guess you can blame Vikings coach Brad Childress. I mean, just yesterday the dude say's the team will bascially be fine with or without Brett Favre. YAAAAAH! Okay Brad, tell yourself that. Then it's reported that Favre was offered $16 million plus $4 million in incentives. Plus, the new contract states that after every Vikings victory, Brad Childress has to lick the balls of the ageless wonder. Now that's something Favre cannot even put a price tag on.
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