I recently decided it would be a good idea to remind myself just exactly what Kim Kardashian looked like naked again. So yes, that meant scouring jizzhut for the infamous footage of Kim's dick wrecking dumper. After not seeing this sex tape for a few months now, I found myself cracking up like I was watching The Chappelle Show for the first time. And let me tell you, in between pondering a quick wank, and cracking up over Ray J's chatter, I couldn't help but think, gee this honestly could have been a skit from Chappelle.
Did someone write a script for Ray J to take into the fuck session with Ms. dick destroyer? I mean, every other time I have peeped this vid to see Kim's flawless lady lumps I have always had that shit on mute. Like, its hard enough as it is seeing one of the hottest chicks on the planet get defiled by a second rate, fake ass R&B singer, but the shit that comes out of Ray J's mouth is bona-fide comedy. So funny in fact, that I decided to can the whole dolphin flogging sesh and just laugh my man tits off. Here are some HYSTERICAL lines from him:
"Yo this is Ray J. I just really need to eat Kim's pussy so bad - it just tastes so good."
-Im dead ass serious he said this. Keep in mind he's using that fake ass pop star swagger when he says it, but I can't say he's probably lying.
"Its ya man Ray J, and let me tell you something homie: when you jacking off to this, when you just really in your zone...go hard on em' homie."
-He's basically looking out for all his boys back home when he tells them to catch a solid beat to his chick. Kim is so hot its actually annoying.
Ray J should have received a cinematic achievement in comedy for his role in Kim Kardashian's sex tape. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, Ray J's steady perverted narration is as, or perhaps even more compelling then Sigourney Weaver's in the series Planet Earth.
-Dbl-A
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