TMZ- If Enrique Iglesias has the balls to make good on his World Cup promise -- to water-ski naked down the Miami coast if Spain won -- then he's got a big problem ... cops who are ready to tackle his public nudity head-on. TMZ spoke to cops in Miami-Dade County, who say they're ready to ruin the hopes and dreams of those looking to snag a peek at Enrique's little hero -- telling TMZ, "We enforce all laws here, regardless of what your status is in the Miami community."
Stories like this really make me question the job of the Police sometimes. Like are they seriously going to have the swat team ready, and snipers set up on local rooftops just to ensure that Enrique Inglesia's doesn't whip his shalong out? I mean, not for anything- a bet is a bet, and this isn't just on any random sporting event. Its a World Cup prediction, in the title game. People throughout the world put their lives on hold for nearly a month while this damn thing goes on. It's more important then actually living and breathing to some individuals. People give their lives for this tournament, and if Mr. Latin lover wants to keep his word then no one should stop him.
Look at it like this: If Paraguay bested the odds and took home the World Cup trophy, you think that smokeshow Larissa Riquelme wasn't going to get retardedly naked and run through the streets just as she promised to the fans? Get the fuck out of here. This chick has class, so you know she would have kept her word bro. You think you would have seen her jog down the streets of Paraguay in a North Face parker and ten layers of thermals? Fuck no. The hot ass chick would have been butt ass naked banging out wind sprints out like she was Usain Bolt with double D's. Listen, I respect a woman who is as beautiful and sexually enchanting like Larissa Riquelme, but at the same time is it necessary to get an entire planet to go from 6 to midnight over a game? I mean, its just soccer...right?
Another thing that fires your boy Dbl-A up is the fact that if it were Larissa Riquelme stating she would water ski naked because she correctly predicted Spain would become World Cup champions, and not Enrique Inglesias, then who the fuck would have a problem with it? The cops? Haha, yeah, good one! The police would set up a motorcade of 50 police vehicles, tanks, and swat helicopters just to "make sure" she was transported safely from Miami Airport to a dock where she could get her skis on, and then get absolutely naked. I'm no fool, its obvious the cops have a vendetta against Enrique. Then again, he was at one point slaying arguably the hottest girl on Earth in Anna Kornikova; and still, it was dirt off his shoulder that he wasn't stressing.
-Dbl-A
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