What's More Embarrassing? Tom Brady Edition

What's the most embarrassing?

A.) Having your image minimized into a Justin Bieber doppleganger.

B.) Sitting in the back of your whip while your bitch rides shotgun. 

C.) Having the SOFTEST hairstyle any athlete had ever rocked. 

D.) Stating that you cannot cut your hair unless your bitch approves of it. And then Randy Moss basically tells you that you're a woman and tucking away your mangina would be a solid idea. 

E.) All the above. The aforementioned points culminating into the fact that you are now being reduced to a blue haired Nancy who panzy dances all over Broadway stages while we tell you to get the fuck out of New York. Tom Brady is suuuuuuuuuuper, thanks for askinggggg. 

-Dbl-A