Slapped with an ugly stick but you had me at Tigos. I ain't mad at ya girl
Sorry for the slow blogging lately guys and gals, but your boy Dbl-Ace has been busy busting his ass at this new job; just flat out slaving like my name is Harriet fucking Tubman. However, my new tennis coaching gig has its perks too. How about, an endless supply of MILFS and fuck me pants? I mean, I almost want to go back into my contract and look for the fine print that might read: On any given day at Sportime, there is a good chance you will see lots of big ass titties. Try not to get a chub. But, contractional or not, seeing pair after pair of man made sweater puppies doesn't have me stressing all that much. And while the blog may be lacking new material lately, I can promise you weekly NFL picks with your boy aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Kush rolled, NFL Sundays. I prefer the better thangs.
Brenda Farve: The Story Of A Relentless Cum Dumpster
(1.) Minnesota @ Green Bay - Pick = Packers
- The Vikes are DUNZO. Just kinda makes my dick move a little to say that. Favre blows cocks again, the whole Moss strategy worked out as good as the Apollo 13 mission, and it just feels good to see the Vikings suffer because they are not officially eliminated. Have fun trying to run the table in Rodgers house where the Tundra at Lambeau is colder then Betty White's clammy pussy.
Just your run of the mill New Orleans skanks (I typed that in google images).
(2.) Seattle @ New Orleans - Pick = Saints
- I won't lie to the good people, picking the defending champions, whom are also a 11 point favorite could be considered something along the lines of soft. However, Loosemandoucheman picked the Ravens over the Panthers. The fucking Panthers. Easily the worst team in the league so suck my balls on this pick. Saint's big in this one after a bye week in the Big Easy Brah.
This dedication is hot. 100 bucks she's a rug muncher though.
(3.) Tampa Bay @ San Francisco - Pick = 49ers
- The Bucs have been a trendy pick so far this year and for good measure. The team is young, scrappy, and they just won't go away. However, the squad from the sweetest (and I mean Gay) city in the Continental United States started off awful before turning it on the last couple of weeks with some clutch W's to keep the playoff hopes alive. I cant' hate the 9ers bro. Especially since their owner, Jed York, gaurenteed they would make the playoffs after they started 0-5. 0 and fucking 5. What a balls to the wall statement. I respect that though for this reason: You have to believe in what you want. You wanna go out and have some stripper smear fun dip all over your face with her tits? Well make it happen Kimosabi. Bring out a shit load of 20's, visualize your goal and go out and take it bro. Oh yeah, don't forget the fun dip too.
Of course McCoy would be smashing a strikingly beautiful little southern belle. That smile of hers just screams All- American Pigeon Head.
(4.) UPSET CITY BRAH - Cleveland @ Jacksonville - Pick = Browns
- The Browns had me impressed last week, not gonna lie. Actually that's becoming quite the little team right before our eyes in recent weeks. Peyton Hillis is turning into a MONSTER and the best part is he's a fucking cracker! Gotta love that great white hope gimmick. Bob has his defense playing like organized chaos and quite frankly it's not bad. But then there's Colt McCoy. Already looks legit, and always the type of guy this happens to. Comes into the draft with doubts out the asshole. No arm, no size, no intangibles. But all he did in college was win and it's obvious in his short career that he's just got that make up to succeed at the quarterback position. Good for Cleveland. That's a football town if i've ever seen one.
"Man one day I'd love to play for the Jets and just rake in obnoxious amounts of tail." Ah, the good old days of college. Oh the memories of love and loss, of trials and hardship, of SoCal 4somes.
(5.) Houston @ New York - Pick = Jets
- You think Gang Green's lucky? Well guess what? You don't know what the fuck your talking about Brah. In the NFL success is measured on W's, and that's what the Jets have been doing. Winning football games. It just comes down to winning in this league Brah. And for what it's worth, I could name you one at least one Lucky ass play each of the last 20 Super Champions had gotten along their path to greatness. The good teams set themselves up to get lucky. Now, let's all just take a collective seat here for all my Chris Haaaaaaansons out there. There's still a lot of football left, and for certain plenty of dreams to be decimated on. All my bitches love it.
-Dbl-A
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