When asked how it felt to beat the Patriots, the team he used to be the Defensive Coordinator for Mangini responded with this No Homo response:
Eric, let me take a second to absorb what I just heard cause I don't want to get it twisted or anything.
Ghosts Of Girl Friends Past? As in the movie with Matthew McConaughey? I actually don't think Mangini could have come up with a softer response. You just beat your arch rival, and former mentor whom you snitched out and all you can come up with is feelings of puppy dogs and bubble baths? This is the fucking NFL. Shouldn't you feel all jacked up right now? I'd be picking up a bottle of Hypnotic with Josh Cribbs, and hitting up every titty bar in Cleveland until the cows came home. I dunno maybe its just me, but after I stomped out BeliCHEAT and the Pats I would just wanna slay hood rats and swerve in a 6 speed somewhere screaming "My Fo Fo make sure all yo kids don't grow" Woooooooooooooo.
And another thing. What's with bringing the Jets into this? Are we somehow involved in your twisted homo erotic fantasies about girl friends past and McConaughey's tits or something? Guess Mangini the herb left his nut sack in NY. But that's no stress. We're gonna feed it back to him next week.
ManGINA has to know this is an unacceptable embrace. No Rainbow
-Dbl-A
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