Keep These Cancers Off My Team Bro

Sweet ties fellas

NJ - The league-wide speculation on where Randy Moss and Shawne Merriman will end up can include one less team. The Jets did not submit a waiver claim for either the receiver or linebacker, according to a person with direct knowledge of the team's intentions. That person requested anonymity because the team has not publicly announced its decision.

This catch is strait cash though, homie

Sometimes the biggest move is the one that you don't make at all. So Woody, Mr. T, thank you for passing on these two retards. Listen, I still think Moss has all the talent in the world except he's got the maturity level of Ronnie from Role Models and just seems to bring bad vibes with him to each team. Not to mention the last thing this Jets team needs is another shiesty goon with an attitude. Moss can still ball for days, but not gonna be for my team. No thanks brah.

No homo

And Merriman? Bro, the lights turned out on your gimmick like 4 years ago. I'm not an expert or anything, but once you stop shooting 'roids you're never the same player. Can't run as fast. Goodbye speed. Aren't as strong anymore. Goodbye explosiveness. You lose a step or two. Goodbye career. And that Entourage cameo? Horrendous. I'm good on this goon. Literally only thing this dude was good for was backhanding that alien looking skank Tila Tequila a couple of times.

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