It's old news that ESPN spins out hysterical commercials with the star athletes from the sports we love, but this one has been one of my all time favorites lately. Although your boy Howard is the heir apparent of the original Superman, Shaq, he pulls the gimmick off well. His defense is superman esque, no doubt. But the commercial is great. We all know Uncle Ben once told Peter Parker/Spidey that "With great power comes great responsibility" but if I had great power I would just use it to pick up chicks. Everyone in the world hates each other anyway so what's the point of trying to save it? Might as well just use your superhuman skills to mack the ladies. Fly Megan Fox around the Earth singing "A Whole New World" (good looks Alladin), impregnate Katy Perry in a single pound, charm Meagan Good's panties off faster then a speeding bullet, and of course have a 4-some with them all as I demonstrate how my sperm is more powerful then a locomotive. What else would you expect, I'm superman Brah.
-Dbl-A
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