Dude Sparks The Goody Green After The Birth Of His Child

AZ Central  - UNIONTOWN, Pa. - Police say a new father faces drug charges because he lit up a marijuana joint, instead of a cigar, to celebrate his child's birth at a western Pennsylvania hospital. Police aren't identifying the man found smoking the pot in a designated smoking area of Uniontown Hospital Tuesday morning, but say he'll face marijuana possession charges.

Wow. Are we going back 30 years ago or something? THIS JUST IN: Everyone and their mothers smokes weed nowadays. It's become apart of this generation's lives. It's no longer looked down upon as it did in the fucking 80's and shit. I mean, even if you don't avidly blaze from time to time, you have to know that it literally isn't bad for you at all. In fact, it's the best medicine to can have and makes nearly everything on Earth cooler. Hangover? Pack up a brimmer Bro. Wanna play video games at the highest possible level? Take a couple of puffs of Bob Marley. Wanna listen to Bob Marley and think you can change the world? Go to your nearest Bindy location, buy a Dutch Master and roll that shit up Brah. Don't panic, it's Organic!

Now with that being said, it doesn't mean you can just spark up anywhere you are. There's an inherent difference in puffing something fun before you jam out on Rock Band, but it's completely different when you're in a hospital. But I still see where this guy was coming from. Bro, after you have a baby you're life is basically over. For the next 7-10 years your entire life is going to revolve around changing shitty diapers, shopping at Baby's R' Us and home depot with the wifey and NOT watching Football. What's the fucking point of having kids then? You know this poor bro was thinking exactly along the lines of me right now. If he was smart he made it one final night where he could torch one down and get a Crave Case from White Castle. Because from here on out, it's hello child care and titty milk, and hasta la vista nuggets and stoner food.

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