Just ANOTHER Day At The Office For My Man SHEENanigans

The "Sure, I'll sniff your fart box if there's a line of blow there" face. 

Huffington Post - NEW YORK — Charlie Sheen was hospitalized Tuesday for a psychiatric evaluation after a woman told police he was throwing furniture and yelling in his hotel room, a law enforcement official said. His publicist blamed an allergic reaction to medication.

For real, how awesome is Charlie Sheen? He's like my fucking idol. Dude is pushing 50, but through his years of drug abuse he's more like 95. But yet, he still kicks it like he's 20. Just loves to rage and slay pussy. Fuck it, most dudes his age are perfectly happy with cracking a brew during the game, or even getting in a round of 18 without having to hear the wife jabber about chandeliers and crystal stem wear. Yup, good old Charlie knows how to get down. And by virtue of this, how dare the police try and arrest such a good man. Literally the only thing Sheen is worried about is who's pair of tits he's taking his next Jame-O bomb out of. Or maybe what flavor lollipop he's going to steal from a narsty strippers twat in Vegas. Possibly even where he can find the cheapest blumpkin simply by saying he's the god damn "Wild Thing."

I just wish people wouldn't be in such an uproar over Charlie and what he does best. Partying. SHEENanigans bro. Okay so he gets hammered at the Plaza. With Bengy Stacks coming out of your asshole, who wouldn't get sauced and fuck shit up at 5 star hotel? So he threw a couple of pieces of furniture and called his hooker a skank. Stop right there, I thought this was America. What kind of country is this turning into when a dude can't call a skank a skank when she is one? She needs a futon hurled at her dome cause she's being insubordinate? Well then so be it. I can promise you one thing, Mr. SHEENanigans himself certainly isn't paying her to talk. Live right Charlie, until the day you die bro.

PS - Is psychiatric evaluation truly necessary here? What are these Docs gonna come to the conclusion that Charlie loves pussy and booze to the point where it's a debilitating addiction? Is this "tell me something I don't already know" night at The SportsBrahs?

-Dbl-A