Giardi Close To Inking 3 Year Extension With Yanks

Who the fuck you calling ugly Dbl-A? - Joe

NBC Sports - Jon Heyman reports that the Yankees are expected to give manager Joe Girardi a three-year contract extension. He’s expected to get $3 million a year.

This reminds me of the chick your boys begged you to take to the prom. Obviously only because they promised their girlfriends they would hook up their one ugly loser emo friend with a cool dude. Just take one for the team bro, it's one night of your life. You guys all go out one night, throw a couple down but no matter how shitfaced you get you just cant turn this ugly duckling into Marissa Miller. Then comes prom night. You're nervously waiting for your hideous date to be ready and as she starts walking down the stairs your fucking jaw hits the ground like a ton of bricks. Before you can even mutter the words "How. The. Fuck..." the emo chick who always wore NOFX tees and possibly slit her wrists on her lunch breaks was now looking like a STUNNER. You're asking yourself, did this chick sell her soul to the devil because her looking this good is impossible. Well it happened. You ended up having a blast at the prom. You guys fucked at the end of the night, and before you know it you're dating the once ugly chick turned certified head turner. That's what basically has happened with Joe Girardi and the Yankees.

Okay, so I have a thing for metaphors and I hope you numb nut followers caught my drift on this one. And what do you expect from me, I was an English major at one of the best liberal arts schools in the country. I'm not a word smith, I just write hot shit a lot. But in all seriousness, I'm happy with how things have turned out for the Girardi and the Yanks. Dude seemed uptight initially, and many questioned his ability to manage a team full of superstar egos on baseballs biggest stage. Fair enough. He remained the ugly duckling after the Yanks missed the playoffs in his first year. But the next? World Series champion. So don't say the man can't get it done. He went from emo whore, to prom queen. Boom. Not to mention he's one of the smartest guys in the sport, and knows situational match up statistics like Tiger knows the entire staff of Hard Rock Cafe waitresses from here to Timbuktu.

-Dbl-A