An almost 4 minute Rhapsody of flawless tush Brahs
Think the whole Ines Saniz/Jets locker room controversy is running out of steam? Well I say, the fuck do you know? How do we keep this story going!? I'm sitting here watching this little compliation of the beautiful Ines spinning around like a dradel on Chanukah just showing all angles of that absolutely PHENOM ass (seen at: 0:05, 0:23, 0:26, 0:33, 1:22, 1:40, 1:49, 2:50, 2:57). I literally woke up in the middle of the night recently, covered in a cold sweat and wondering, how can we keep this chick in the limelight? Like, tell me there's gonna be more info to leak soon. Something along the lines of Kris Jenkins pulling his godzilla through his shorts pocket and poking her in the side with it while she was asking Sanchize how big his calf muscles are or some shit. Or maybe something like Rex literally tried to eat her for lunch. Granted, these stories tend to fizzle out pretty quickly. But, look at Erin Andrews. Get's secretly filmed while she's nakedly admiring the dick wrecking prowess that she possesses in the mirror. Follow that up with constant media attention and a spot on Dancing With The Stars and BOOM she's now the poster babe of this shit. A million hits!
I can't get enough of this chicks body, so keep the media circus flowing. Guarantee she's posing naked somewhere within 6-8 months. So what do we have to do to keep Ines' ass in the front row of the news? Maybe she can solve the ramifications of the oil spill, or discover a way to stop the ice caps from melting in Antarctica...with her ass. For sexy sideline reporters, it's only the norm to get more famous for NO good reason at all. Call it industry standard.
~Shout out to SportsBrah follower Conor O' Neill for the awesome video!
-Dbl-A
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