Baraboo News Republic - A Baraboo man police say shot a hole in his floor after seeing an alien while stoned on marijuana sat jailed Tuesday awaiting the next step in his case. Jonathan D. Popple, 26...is facing felony counts of possession of pot with intent to deliver and possessing a gun while intoxicated stemming from an incident Saturday afternoon, according to court documents.
Is it just me or is this one of the dumbest things you have ever read? This is mind numbing stuff. My reaction to this story was similar to your eyes bulging wide, and your jaw dropping to the fucking floor. You know, like when Lance Bass came out of the closet, or when Magic Johnson told the world he had AIDS. Just one of those "Get the fuck out of here" moments. It is just downright frightening that we live amongst dudes like Jonathan Popple in our everyday society. We could possibly be shopping at the same stores, punishing the same gas station toilets, or even fucking the same girls. Bottom line is you just never know how you could be connected with someone else. One minute your in your room lighting up a fat gotti, and the next your shooting at imaginary aliens who you think are trying to eat your brain. Bro, this isn't Signs, and besides, the movie sucked balls anyway.
I guess some things are just not for everyone. The god's honest truth is this guy should never smoke weed again, clearly. Pretty sure you just chill out and watch movies when your high. Maybe listen to some Pink Floyd or play some righteous guitar. Hell, what ever happened to catching a few beats when your lit? Ever heard of the stoner boner? Sheesh. This guy seems so off the reservation that it would not blow my mind if instead of pot, he was blazing PCP, or crack rock. You just don't go all boyz in the hood on your floorboard when you get high on weed, so maybe this dude should stick to computer keyboard cleaner. It's cheaper and less likely to make you see something out of a James Cameron flick when you ingest it.
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