Pubic Hair Has Never Been My Area Of Expertise But Here's My 2 Cents

Courier Mail - GIRLS as young as 14 are getting Brazilian waxes, a trend experts have labelled ''pornification'' of teenagers. Intimate beauty treatments are becoming popular with girls as boyfriends demand they look like porn stars, the experts say. Leading child protection advocate Hetty Johnston said the trend was ''scary'' and called for legislation to stop it...With the formal season about to start and Schoolies just around the corner, beauticians are seeing an increase in girls grooming for the big events.


I'm so tired of all this traditional hoopla that adults are always trying to implement into the youth of society these days. Like this just in, generations change. People change. What becomes acceptable and unacceptable changes. The only things that don't change are: Exclusive Yankees baseball, and just how god awful Woman's professional basketball is. Sorry, it's just painful. Nevertheless, your boy gets all fired up when grown ups are trying to change kids. That includes but is certainly not limited to pubic hair style preference.  For example, starting with my generation - we will probably be the first 40 + year old brohans playing video games while we think about the tedious yard work and unnecessary house chores that our dads would probably be doing now instead of slaying noobs in Halo or Call of Duty. The fuck is the point of raking leaves or picking up sticks? For the birds bro. Not in this generation, not in any future generations.

So I ask now, why can't girls have the option to choose if they want to go with the amazon bush, a landing strip, bald like the dome of Mr. Sins, or simply something us dudes don't even know about?

Personally, I'm all about maintenance. Hey, if it's clean, looks nice and your comfortable with it, have at it baby. Seriously, nothing wrong with a little landscape because it's all about how confident the chick is. Granted, sometimes I hear this nonsense that "hair is in" well I say fuck all that. Hair will NEVER be in. If i'm trying to live down there I ain't trying to navigate through the pussy version of the Temple of Doom. Last time I checked, Indiana Jones didn't KILL IT in this internet blogging game, nor had my unrelenting boyish charm.

PS - I've heard stories of girls giving over the pants tugs to little bros during science class in fucking ELEMENTARY school. Now that's what I call a problem. Not chicks getting their love hair did for a prom where they will probably be banging some dude on the wrestling team anyway. Come on parents get with it.

PPS- I used to Wrestle.

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