Tuesday, September 7, 2010

NFL Kick Off in 2 Days!!!!


Woooo, NOW THATS HOW YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. Fucking shit is intense. Nothing better than a good head on head collision. Awww, it hurt? RUN IT AGAIN! Yea thats the spirit. If your going to get better in real game situations you gotta stop being such a pussy and lower your shoulder.

Take this kid for example. Lays out midget goon with an execellent block. Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT PRACTICE makes perfect.  

Football kicks off in 2 days and that also means all us fantasy football nerd-lits get to salivate over ESPN fantasy casts as the stats rack up. I gonna be interning this fall so you know what that means, NO PAY, and I'm gonna have to supplement my income from somewhere. Plenty of football parlays will be waged on sportsbook.com and I intend on sharing my football knowledge, even if you don't want it, with a weekly post of "Dick's Picks" so i'll hook you up so we can bring down the house together. GIANTS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!

-R.C. Suessmandzadeh   

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