NFL IS BACK! Week 1 Predictions From Your Boy

And The Home...Of The...Jets!

Wait, what is going on here. Why is my other brain moving so much? Unless Megan Fox is knocking at my door wearing a couple of post-its as clothing then it must mean the NFL SEASON is upon us. Ah, yes.  Although another beautiful summer has come and gone, your boy Dbl-A is flying as high as ever. The defending World Series champion New York Yankees are flirting with yet another division title, and a little team that plays in New Jersey and is coached by some really fat loud guy is heading into the season with some pretty fucking incredible expectations. There goes the other Adam again, bouncing around in my shorts. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?

Just for the sake of pride and bragging rights during gotti sessions, I'm trying to absolutely shatter Suessmandzadeh's pick dreams.

Here are my Week 1 picks. 3 games of my choice, 1 upset, and of course the fucking New York Jets:

1. Denver @ Jacksonville - Pick = Jacksonville 
- 4 words for all you Jags fans out there. Maurice Fucking Jones-Drew. Dude is an absolute gamer, and brings his bowling ball style of running in every game he plays. He's been somewhat banged up this preseason but he's a tough back that is going to bring it against Denver's relatively weak rush defense. I think the Broncos will have some nifty plays up their sleeve though. Head Coach Josh McDaniels is young and creative - not to mention there are high hopes for second year rusher Knowshon Moreno. But, no more Brandon Marshall = no deep threat worth worrying about. Oh yeah, and Tebow lick my nuts.

2. Indianapolis @ Houston - Pick = Indy 
- I know it's a road game, but Indy still has Peyton Manning. But, after falling short of expectations last season, Houston once again has high hopes to finally become an elite squad in the AFC. Texans QB Matt Schaub can slang it with the best of them, and it helps when he's throwing to a freakish wideout in Andre Johnson. I love Houston. Love their grit towards the end of the last year, and they have the talent. Only problem is I can't doubt the reigning MVP Manning, and the Colts are 15-1 against Houston. Wow.

3. Green Bay @ Philadelphia - Pick = Green Bay 
- There aren't too many organizations and Head Coaches in football that can do more with less then can the Eagles and coach Andy Reid. However, with that being said, I just can't buy the Eagles being that good until I see first year QB Kevin Kolb take this team on his back and lead them. He's for sure got the arm, but the intangibles that Mcnabb brought to them year in and year out? Not so much so. Not until I see it. Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is beginning to separate himself in terms of next level ability. That, along with a solid run game and a HOT defense is why I can't pick against the Cheese heads.

4. UPSET CITY - San Diego @ Kansas City - Pick = Kansas City 
- Many of you reading this are probably saying Dbl-A, are you smoking crack laced with crab infected pubic hairs on this prediction? Well, I say fuck all that. I'm picking the Chiefs to shock the world during the second Monday Night game and start off a nice 1-0. Reason? I'm all about being bold and going out on a limb but I have a legit argument. Matt Cassel is now teamed up with that fat fuck Charlie Weiss - who brings the same system in which Cassel flourished in during his sick year with New England. They may fuck, but also win games. They can pound the football - the ever so doubted Thomas Jones will be a nice change of pace back to rising star Jamaal Charles. The Chiefs have threats and I think Philip Rivers and the rest of Charger land is still reeling from that early playoff exit handed to them by Gang Green. Oh yeah!

5. Baltimore Ravens @ New York Jets - Pick = Jets 
- I know, I know. Everyone knows I'm a Jet fan, but lets look at the facts. Gang Green is playing in the first nationally televised game in the brand new Meadowlands so the energy throughout the stadium is going to be through the fucking roof. Revis is back, and with him, the Jets regain their swagger they have missed so dearly. If the Jets running game is effective, I like my squad no doubt against a stingy Ravens defense. Ground and pound baby!

FOOTBALL IS BACK!

-Dbl-A