AOL News - Men sick of having to pay full price at bars and nightclubs where women get discounts on "ladies' night" have failed to win sympathy from a federal appeals court, which ruled this week that such promotions don't violate the U.S. Constitution. A self-described "anti-feminist" lawyer, Roy Den Hollander, sued over ladies' night drink specials at several New York clubs, arguing that they discriminate against men. The case went to the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan, where judges ruled against Den Hollander on Wednesday.
I wanna bitch slap this lawyer suit so bad its not even funny. Dbl-A in Chris Brown mode just dishing out backhands on Roy Den Hollander's face. It would make Rihanna look ready for a music video by the time I was done with him.
Seriously this guy is such a giant douche he makes John Edward look cooler then Brody Jenner. Yikes. Like he's really suing a bunch of NY clubs because he's got to pay double the price for Soco and lime shots then any chicks do? Bro, where's the respect for the ladies? I mean, they only got the right to vote in this country less then 100 years ago and now your gonna indict them for getting cheaper drink specials cause they have tits and ass? Come on. Your a fucking lawyer, ever heard of affirmative action?
Its pretty obvious that this asshole struggles to get laid. Taking it out on the ladies just cause they have a night dedicated to them for dressing up cute and having vaginas? Dude is probably nut deep in case files that he can't see the bigger picture. The less money the ladies pay, the more they drink. The more booze they drink, the drunker they get. The drunker they get, the better chance you have of convincing them to slurp your nuts cause you have a "Juris Doctor" written on your business card. Still following, or did that go over your head bro? I mean, no need to call me Sigmund fucking Freud, I'm just using my penis - oh, and obvious deductive reasoning skills too. It's just simple science. This guy is a lost cause anyway though. Can't you picture him being that guy that raises his hand in class and asks the professor if you need to hand in the response paper from last night? Professor completely forgot, and up until that point your lazy ass was off scot free. But well, well, well, now you can thank the tool in bowling club sweatshirt for why you just got an F for the week.
-Dbl-A
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