Erin Andrews Called - She Wants Her Gimmick Back

I know everyone and their Grandmother's father's Uncle has already covered the controversial circus of super sexy reporter Ines Sainz being hollered at by some Jets players during practice while she was awaiting to S Mark Sanchez's D entirely off his body. Nevertheless, I'm doing it anyway. Seriously, this story is a fucking joke. When you consider yourself the sexiest reporter in the Milky Way galaxy, I don't want to hear how your embarrassed that a couple pro football stars were spitting game at you - like you didn't like it? Cause let's all be frank here: all chicks love attention. Plus, she's a walking billboard for that notion anyway. Every bro on the planet loves hot chicks. Just put a fucking microphone in their hand and slap on a tight blouse and BOOM - boner of the month. It's just some undeniable force about sexy sideline reporters. You cannot refrain from searching them in google images under something along the lines of "Ines Sainz sexy" or "Ines Sainz naked" or even "Ines Sainz sex scene boobs ass." Come on, we all do it.

I have heard about this chick before, and most likely tried to slam one out to her at some point in the past, but this whole story brought her right back to the fore front of my attention span. Just exudes all the qualities of a dick wrecking, bombshell exploding, face melting smokeshow. I mean, in the words of 50 cent "how did you get in them jeans?" Unless there was some other worldly miracle occurring where scientists discovered how to fit celestial bodies into a pair of Apple Bottoms, it just seems impossible. But, after reviewing some old notes from Einstein's theory of relativity, I came to the conclusion that the only way for her to fit her incredible dumper in a pair of pants is by ripping them off every night, and sewing them back on every morning. Seems like a ton of work, but it's not like that ass is getting in there by itself. It's just science.

So hunny, don't preach to the choir about being embarrassed by the players antics. Your a hot chick, they F hot chicks every damn day, and quite honestly you would be just another notch on Sanchize's belt - regardless of how inept he is at the quarterback position (Why does Ron Jaworski get stiff over that?). Shit, if Jamie Lynn is his Thursday night smash, then Ines Sainz might just be his Thursday night heady whop BEFORE he meets Jamie.

P.S. If Kris Jenkins (RIP career) whipped out his whatever you wanna call the thang that resides in between his legs in front of her, well then she would have had a legit beef. That must be like seeing the Hills Have Eyes over and over again on repeat.

-Dbl-A