You better believe Nick Swisher hits bombs, except the last two games with those fucking Canadians have been mind numbing. Suessmandzadeh, Pauly D, and I were rocking out in the Bronx last night but of course Burnett had to shit the bed, and on our dreams all at the same time. Yo A.J. maybe you should change the brand of dip you sport during ball games cause those cheek gaggers you pack might literally be affecting your brain now. From our seats it was batting practice for the Jays. Double after double in that 7 run inning almost had me ready to puke over this family sitting behind us. A Yankee loss is one thing, but if A-Rod at least punished #600 in our direction I would have been chucking little kids over the railing just to ensure I owned that little piece of history.
Unfortunately we didn't have to worry about any of that. Yanks lose, A-Rod did nothing, BUT Nick Swisher hit 2 bombs. Dude has been killin' it for us all season and its time for him to be shown some real love. Plus, I'm playing Suessmanzadeh in fantasy baseball this week. He's riding high at a comfortable second place standing at 11-5. I on the other hand, am scratching and clawing to stay in the playoff race at 7-9. Swish is on Team Amato's squad and just continues to rake like a chick who can't keep her teeth from chafing your manhood during a nice blow sesh. But then again, how could it be at all nice if she's just sitting their on her knees raking your Mr. Miyagi?
Yanks need to pick it up cause Tampa refuses to slow down. Oh yeah, and suck my balls Rickey Romero.
-Dbl-A
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