TMZ - Another disgusting story about a bug bite -- this time the victim is former WWE star Chyna ... who claims a poisonous spider chomped on her leg, causing so much swelling ... that her doc sent her to the hospital. Problem is -- Chyna didn't go to the ER because she claims, "It would have cost too much." So, according to her, she played doctor instead ... and operated on herself with a Swiss Army knife.
Chyna says she used the knife to essentially dig out the swollen
No word on what kind of spider is responsible for the carnage -- all Chyna knows is that the culprit attacked her while she was changing a toilet in her L.A. home sometime last month.
Since my fellow Tampa Alum doesn't really get any sort of press these days I thought I'd throw a dog a bone, emphasis on dog. Yo what the hell happen to Chyna? Shes fucken busted! I mean, we always knew she had that manish persona back in the old WWF days but these days its even worse. Someone must be playing a sick joke on her because she evolved from a manish trany to playboy model then devolved back to a manish trany but with more female features. Thats one hell of a roller coaster ride.
She should sue the plastic surgeon who butchered her into the monster she is today but based on that detailed surgery she performed on that spider bight, something tells me she did this to herself as well. I still can't believe this shit. I use to have pics of her playboy photo shoot in my wallet in middle school. Seeing her now makes me feel in dire need of a good shower.
While I was attending UT I heard the campus tour guides and teachers boast that Chyna and baseball greats Tino Martinez and Lou Pinella graduated from the university. They must not have seen the updated photos because I'm gonna need to put a call in and stop the embarrassment. But hey it could be worse, you could be DBL-A and be alumni with that retarded red head from the progressive insurance commercials.
P.S. - Fuck Tony Kornhieser Adam. WE GOT THE BAMTINO!
-Suessmandzadeh
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