AZCentral - CINCINNATI - When border guards here took a closer look at the tombstone for "Delroy Senior" last week, they found it offered more than kind words for the dearly departed. More than 50 pounds of marijuana was packed inside the hollowed-out grave marker... a dog trained to sniff out drugs alerted when it got close to the stone, so the officers ran it through an X-ray machine and found it was a concrete shell. They then drilled holes into the stone and discovered about 52 pounds of marijuana.
First thing I thought when I read this was "Fuck, the cops win again." Like I can easily picture a bunch of overweight pigs, chowing down on some of D & D's famous jelly donuts while they tally up yet another victory for the Police in the pointless war against marijuana over a 52 pound rolled gotti. The masterminds behind this operation, whoever they are, got smoked by the long dick of the law. Both literally and figuratively. Yikes. From this report, the coppers made it sound like they were searching this tombstone like it was infected with 8 different strains of Lindsey Lohan syphilis. It came from Jamaica, hello! Fuck yeah its filled to the brim with some of the finest goody green in the world. To quote the brilliant Angelina from the Shore: "ARE YOU DUMB!?"
Everyone and their bastard children knows that when the 5-0 confiscates your stash of happy grass, that shit is being packed up by the officer the second you drive away. The only thing that smokes better then some tasty nuggets, are tasty nuggets that you jacked from a kid on a skateboard rocking a chain wallet. Now that's serving your community! Wanna smoke some of the most exotic goody around? Sign up to become one of your city's "finest." After all, us pedestrians should have realized something was fishy when instead of asking for our license and registration, the cop that pulled you over looks at his partner and yells DUECES!
-Dbl-A
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