Bieber "Pranks" Some Bro, If You Wanna Call It That

UPI - BLOOMFIELD VILLAGE, Mich., Aug. 17 (UPI) -- A Michigan 15-year-old whose phone number was posted to Twitter by teen singer Justin Bieber said he got more than 26,000 calls and texts during the weekend. Kevin Kristopik, 15, of Bloomfield Village, whose number was briefly posted to the singer's Twitter account Saturday night in apparent retaliation for the teenager obtaining Bieber's phone number from a hacked Facebook page and texting him, said he had received about 26,000 calls and texts from Bieber fans by Monday morning, The Detroit News reported Tuesday.

Can someone tell me what the problem is here? Like, there's no way on god's sweet earth this kid who got pranked by Justin Bieber can actually be upset for this. How can we even call this a prank? You know, maybe this kid could have a legit beef with the pop star sensation if he jizzed in his gatorade bottle, or even fucked his mom. After all he is Justin Bieber, if he wanted to get back at this tool, he could have easily tweeted "Mom of douche who tried to hack into my facebook...I would gladly fuck you to spite your miserable son." Boom, it would happen. That's why I would hardly call this a prank.

And on another note, this kid should be offering Bieber to use his chin as a resting place for his ball sack right now. Biebs posted this kids number on his Twitter, and within a nano second half the population of women on this planet are punching this kids number into their bbm contact list. Picture the range of chicks blowing up his cell. 18 - 45 easily. Chicks with wrinkly tits and divorce lawyer fees up their asses are even finger banging themselves to Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl video. These are just simple facts. So that inconsiderate fuck should be thanking Justin for this "prank." Bieber basically opened a pandora's box worth of limitless sexual adventures for this dude, and I ask where's the appreciation for that? If your this poor pranked kid, worse comes to worse you don't pick up any calls, and just let them go to voicemail. I'll gauren-damn-tee that 70% of those messages are dirty calls from horny chicks all over the world, saying how they want to change his diaper and then bang the shit out of him. Hey, you got some good material to whack off too, so stop complaining. 

P.S. Suessmandzadeh - Don't hate the Bieber. He's smashing right now, while your scouring the net for Diamond Foxx videos. Real Chatter 

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